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IF
WE CAN'T LAUGH AT OURSELVES,
WE SHOULDN'T LAUGH AT ANYONE ELSE. |

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because it's always time to poke fun at the IRS... |

copyright 2002 |
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THE SPORT
OF CHOICE FOR:
1. the Urban
Poor is BASKETBALL.
2.
Maintenance Level Employees is BOWLING.
3.
Front-line Workers is FOOTBALL.
4. Supervisors
is BASEBALL. 
5.
Middle Management is TENNIS. 
6.
Corporate Officers is GOLF. 
CONCLUSION...
The higher you are on the corporate ladder, the smaller your balls are.
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Ever
wonder why they call it Form 1040?
For every $50 you earn, you get $10, they get $40. |
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What's
the difference between a CPA and a lawyer?
The CPA knows he's boring. |
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There
are 3 kinds of CPAs in the world.
Those who can count, and those who can't. |
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The
difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.
If you use the long form, the CPA gets your money. |
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The
husband looked at his income tax return and sighed.
"Y'know something, Ellie", he said to his wife,
"if Patrick Henry hated taxation without representation,
he should be here today to see how lousy it is WITH representation." |
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Q.
What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A. Jail |
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Q:
What is the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had
in a way you don't understand. |
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