Kathleen R "Billie" Lovett CPA AC
P. O. Box 642   Reedsville, WV  26547
Tel: 304-864-6618 Fax: 304-864-3744

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The penalties for both
failure to file
and failure to pay
are more severe than the
penalty for failure to pay only,
SO...,
EVEN if you can't pay,
FILE the return anyway.

The information contained in this website provided in good faith. It is intended for general use only and should not substitute for specific advice on any given tax issue. It is recommended that you contact me or another tax professional before implementing any of the suggestions or information contained herein to ensure that it is appropriate to both your circumstances and needs. Pursuant to requirements related to practice before the Internal Revenue Service, any tax advice contained in this website or communication from me (including any attachments) is not intended to be used, and cannot be used, for purposes of (i) avoiding penalties imposed under the United States Internal Revenue Code or (ii) promoting, marketing or recommending to another person any tax-related matter. 

CARTOONS


 

IF WE CAN'T LAUGH AT OURSELVES,
WE SHOULDN'T LAUGH AT ANYONE ELSE.

copyright 2002 
and because it's always time to poke fun at the IRS...

copyright 2002 

THE SPORT OF CHOICE FOR:

1. the Urban Poor is BASKETBALL.

2. Maintenance Level Employees is BOWLING.

3. Front-line Workers is FOOTBALL.

4. Supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. Middle Management is TENNIS.

6. Corporate Officers is GOLF.


CONCLUSION...


The higher you are on the corporate ladder, the smaller your balls are.


Ever wonder why they call it Form 1040?
For every $50 you earn, you get $10, they get $40.

What's the difference between a CPA and a lawyer?
The CPA knows he's boring.

There are 3 kinds of CPAs in the world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.
If you use the long form, the CPA gets your money.

The husband looked at his income tax return and sighed.
"Y'know something, Ellie", he said to his wife,
"if Patrick Henry hated taxation without representation,
he should be here today to see how lousy it is WITH representation."

Q.     What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A.   Jail

Q:    What is the definition of an accountant?
A:   Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had
in a way you don't understand.